Bio: Young Usher started his life very promising. When he reached the 2nd grade his teachers felt that he was more advanced than the other kids and tried to move him to a higher grade level that suited his needs to learn. His parents declined, feeling that knowing this information he would have an advantage over the other kids in school. This was a good thing because stevelucky was in the grade above him and the two of them together would have generated motivation steered towards activities that would not be conducive to the small community they grew up in. He made it through Jr. High excelling in various activities and started college early instead of finishing his last year of high school. The future was so bright for this kid. Although, somehow, someway he took a turn for the worse, selling his soul to Corporate America, while putting his education on hold to move to Huntington Beach, CA, to surf and play in a band. He receives no respect from the three degreed accountants that he lives with, and hopes to be a degreed member of society sometime within the next ten years. Through his journey he has yet to keep a steady girlfriend and probably only has about $20.00 to his name right now. Girls like him only for his model hair and his ability to connect when wanted on an emotional level. Hopefully, with time and encouragement, YoungUsher will tap his true genius and once again be an asset to the world and the people who love him.

Lyric: "Who said time heals all wounds. I think it was me before I met you." ("Silver" - Ride)

Un-recommended Date Action: When a girl asks you if she looks fat, the answer is always, NO.

Why I wake up: I wake up in hopes of finding a new meaning and rush for life, but what I really find is a snoring roommate, no girlfriend, the handcuffs of Corporate America, and a need to finish school to value myself in the world to potentially attract someone to share the rest of my life with and leave a supposed mark in the world………. that and the Simpsons.

Favorite Strokes Tune: Barely Legal

Bands: Radiohead, The Strokes, At the Drive-In, Sparta, Coldplay, Sir Jackson and the Long Ride

On Sir Jackson: The leader of the band Sir Jackson and the Long Ride, the best band to ever grace the world with it's musical masterpieces. Sir Jackson gets away with saying cheesy things like, "Bless her Heart" and "She's such a good Girl", sayings that any other male on this planet would get punched in the face for... If I was stranded on the road I would want Sir Jackson to be the first one on the scene because upon seeing me his first thought would be, "My heart aches for that man and his troubles."

On SteveLucky: Lucky is the funniest person I know and one of my best friends. He lacks in ambition, drive and motivation, but, hey, when you're poor and living in a trailer, you'll be able to come up with some pretty clever jokes on how you got there.


the strokes